Let us get right to the point. You need to find a way to turn yourself loose in this lean, mean dream machine. Hit the back roads. Take a vacation out west, fake your death. Just don't sleep on this four-eyed coupe from the good people at General Motors.
The radio works, the heater blows and it needs a new tail light to pass inspection. 30 bucks for a tail light and you will be driving a car named after a sword. Powered by the same V6 I never shut up about. Drive it for a few years and send it to the great beyond when something truly tragic happens to this old steed, or sword…
I don’t know what else to say, you could probably drive off in this thing for 800 bucks if you bring cash and a strong will. Listed for 1000 in Harlem.